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Jean-Phillipe Colbert
14 May 2016 @ 12:06 pm
...the terrible American coverage of Eurovision on Logo just referred to it as "the gay Olympics".

I do not have nearly enough wine for this.
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
12 April 2016 @ 10:20 pm
So.  
Today I discovered that I am apparently a dinosaur.

 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
15 March 2016 @ 07:32 pm


Et bon anniversaire a moi.

And since I am told that Messieurs Sydney and Strange share a birthday with me, many happy returns to them as well.
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
19 December 2015 @ 09:10 am
Cousin, you are home just in time.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/99488489.html

Miss Nigeria is using the hat from four years ago, and it is STILL ON BACKWARDS.

I have wine, I have footage, come enjoy the ridiculousness.
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
23 May 2015 @ 12:55 pm


The party has begun, feel free to comment for those poor souls who are not here to share in the bounty.
 
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
17 May 2015 @ 10:54 pm
For the second of what have become my two annual posts to the journal system.

Eurovision 2015. Party at mine and Angelo's suite. There will be wine. Bring more wine. There is never enough wine for Eurovision.

For some unknown reason, Australia has an entry, despite being nowhere near Europe.

But I suppose I must answer the question of how this occurred with the proper answer to all questions regarding this week of musical and sartorial magic.

Because it is Eurovision.
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
23 January 2015 @ 07:44 pm
It has been brought to my attention that it is once again time for everyone's favorite pastime. And by everyone I mean myself, and perhaps my cousin. I do not know if it is her favorite, but it is certainly always entertaining.

That pastime is drinking very large amounts of wine and mocking the national costumes portion of the Miss Universe pageant.

I believe someone consulted Garrison for Canada's entry. That is the only possible explanation.

I have the entire thing on video. If you wish to join my cousin and myself, you must contribute a bottle of wine to the proceedings.
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
22 July 2014 @ 07:04 am
Bon anniversaire, Angelo.

(I hope you had not made any plans to work late, as we have excellent reservations for dinner in the city.)
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
20 June 2014 @ 10:03 pm
Cousin, if a large quantity of very good Swiss chocolate were to mysteriously appear at your apartment, can I sleep safe from fear of being murdered in the night?
 
 
Jean-Phillipe Colbert
10 May 2014 @ 12:55 pm
And if you are not already here at our suite, I am drinking your share of the wine.

It is Eurovision.

For those of you making your first attendance, the answer to any question today is "Because it is Eurovision." Some helpful examples:

"This song features a trapeze. Why?" "Because it is Eurovision."
"Why are the Polish group churning butter on stage?" "Because it is Eurovision."
"Dubstep, an Armenian vampire in a Star Trek uniform, and more pyrotechnics than is strictly advisable?" "Because it is Eurovision."